Things you should know about me

If we are ever going to be BFF's you should know this......

When I was little I couldn't wait to grow up so I could carry a purse, my Mom's always smelled like gum and I loved that.

I didn't start washing my hands til a few years ago, I mean for my works I would, but it was never a thing in our house growing up....don't judge!

On our wedding night when we got to the hotel I kept waiting for our escort to show up not realizing that it. was.time.

I eat like a grazing lamb. Here and little there a little...alll day long.

I will do a load of laundry, put it in the wash, then dryer. Then it sits in the dryer for 3 days til I get to folding and putting away.

I wish I could move to the Oregon Coast.

I went to Barber College, not beauty school.

I think if red meat and fish fell off the face of the earth I wouldn't be phased one bit.

I hate laugh tracks on sitcoms.

I am 5 feet tall but manage to hog the entire king size bed I share with my husband who is 6'3.

I can't open my eyes underwater, or I start breathing. What an idiot!

I get annoyed easily.

I wish I could be a body builder because frankly I have the physique for it.

What do I need to know about you?


She Ra Princess of Milk said...

I love your blog, "meeting" you has brightened my year. You are thoughtful and insiteful oh and you make me *SNORT* with laughter OFTEN :)

Shawn AND Chelsey said...

we should buy a beach house together. that is my DREAM! :)

Ashley @ Little Miss Momma said...

You are hilarious! And I too have always dreamed of the Oregon Coast! Body builder--oh please--you are hot girl! And I think it is hilarious that you breath under water if you open your eyes--lol!

Lovin-Life-Piersons said...

Haha you are hilarious! I am horrible with laundry too. Except I forget to put mine in the dryer and have to re-wash them a few times.

Kelly said...

You breath underwater when you open your eyes? That is so funny!!! I can't stand opening my eyes underwater period. It burns. You are hilarious!

Nichelle @ Vintage Wanna Bee said...


Thanks for linking up at Little Miss Momma! I did too!


Kassi @ Truly Lovely said...

HAHA! Some items on your list cracked me up! :) Thanks for sharing! Check out my list too!

Maria Gridley said...

im so the same about the laundry sitting in the dryer for days! haha if its not in the dryer it sits on my couch for the next few days until I have to put it away or it gets used again! LOL Im sooo bad.

Jenae said...

Your so funny!!! way Cute blog also, I just kept readin and readin all your posts Ima now gonna follow you! :D
Happy Holidays!!

The Autocrat: Haley said...

I have been reading alot from the linky party . . .glad to know that there are normal people out there!! I totally do the same thing with the laundry!

Erin said...

Too funny! Read yours from the link party! Thanks for sharing!

Coming Along Nicely said...

That was funny. :)

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