I make really good babies.
You see I have this deal where if I keep getting good babies...
I'll have many.
But once I get a baby who cries or doesn't sleep.
We. are. done.
Trey is a great baby.
As was Cody.
Trey sleeps anywhere from 8-10 hours a night.
After he wakes I put him in our bed so I can nurse while laying down.
This was done this morning.
I heard him fill his pants with kaka.
As I was sitting up he vomits alllllll over.
I mean it.
Then I changed diaper and shizzzle covered everything else.
I am sure it's a little too crude for some, but there is no such thing with me.
It is hilarious.
Patrick Warburton is in it.
You know him.
He's the voice of everything.
He's known for 'the voice'.
I could really use a cupcake.
I would take any flavor, but if you can't make up your mind...
Then I would take VaNIElla or Red Velvet.
From the sweet tooth fairy.