My little brother Kelly, who is on a mission, turned 20 on February 15th of this year. We sent him a package about the week before his birthday. He never got it.
Yesterday I got a key in my mail box which means PACKAGE! YAY!
Oh just kidding, when I opened up the mail box... I was confused... then it occurred to me.
LOW AND BEHOLD here it is! Kelly's birthday package!
Is it just me or does it look like the package Jim Carrey kicks around for 20 minutes in the first scene of Ace Ventura?
"HDS sir and how are are you this afternoon ALRIGHTYTHEN... I have a package for you!"
"Most likely sir, I bet it was something nice though."
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