The Evidence

So this guy fixed our camera! Okay I wouldn't say it's "fixed". It takes pictures but they aren't clear and there is a dark shadow around the lower right hand corner of the screen. But for now it's all I need. Thank goodness black friday is coming up.
Here he is! Walking! For some reason he was reaching for my soda all day long, so I gave him the empty can and her carried it around all night. Just so you know though he walks like a drunk who just stepped out of a bar. I love it.

small adventures of the camera phone

I found the sweetest vintage dress at DI yesterday for $10!
I snatched it right off the rack and tried her on. Fit like a glove, so I cut out the shoulder pads and we adopted her.
I want to call her Vivian.
And no I won't normally wear it with jeans. Just sayin.
If you are making fun of my dress so are a few others. Kevin calls it my "Old Lady" dress.
Love it or hate it, I really don't care.
Now maybe I can bee as cool as the bee.
I wore some killer lashes to church 2 sundays back. I loved them, and them me.
Couldn't figure out how to wear this nice shall I got for Christmas last year.
So we went with this look....just kidding, but it was amazing how big it was.
And Cody needs to live in WY if he is going to wear this black and red checkered wonder...

Things I've broken this year...

Camera
with a box of brownie mix...that .18 cents wasn't worth my camera.

IPOD Dock
I pulled the ipod out instead of "up" but this had to be insanely fragile. What a nancy.

The Car
twice. I wrecked it in February, AND it broke down while I was driving it last month.

DISHES
I've broken at least 3 glasses and 1 plate since living in Utah.

LG Chocolate
Summer of 08 it went in the toilet while pulling up my maternity shorts at the Sunglass Hut.
Winter 09 it hit the tub while checking the water temperature. Awesome.


Free Replacement Phone
It was someone's old one when they got an upgrade. It too hit the tub exactly 1 week later.

Bedroom TV
This wasn't my fault the tv is just old. I was just there when it stopped working. Now how I am going to fall asleep watching scrubs or family guy?

Book Party

My SIL Kaylynn sells kids books and I decided to host a party for her. Since I don't know all too many Mom's here in Utah, I invited some girls and we enjoyed 2 of the best things ever...

Apples to Apples...my favorite game.



DEATH by chocolate cake with butterscotch chips.....MEOW.

Courtney this bite was for you..wishin you could have been there.

Liz, Kasey, Me, Kourtney, and Brittany.

I had a prize for the winner and it was KOURTNEY!

She won the gorgeous earrings...Looking hot hot hot!
If you are interested in ordering a book we did host an ONLINE party instead...click here.

And also if you were thinking "Aw, I wish I could have come" I wish you could have too.

I've said it before ...

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and I'll say it again. I can't stand Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie. Srlsy. If you can remember back to this post. BUT last night I did have a dream about him. He was in our apartment for some odd reason and I decided to just go talk to him. Found myself flirting...wheh...it my dream he was hotness. but when I woke, I still am not attracted to him. Oh well. I bet he would look at lot hotter without his gamey/gangly wife stuck to his side....lets try it

Right here he is like "ehhhhhhhhh"

And now he's like "ahh much better"

That's rude of me, but come on.

Also it's movie quote time, last week's was from the movie Year One. This week's is.....

"Do you not realize I've had diarrhea since easter dayz?!"

Can you name it?

and one random picture from last week's Jazz game. They have people walking around taking pics during the game and post them on the website. Cody is now famous, this was the last 5 minutes of the game, sleeeeeeeeeepy.

talk talk talkaroo

This morning while scrambling Cody some eggs he totally rips one! I thought a grown man may have been standing behind him because it was loud.

Myself "CODY! did you just FART err TOOT?"
Cody "I did!"

He's been talking more and more lately, which make sense the kid is a growing boy.
Some of the other things he says are:

"AWT!" which is hot
"Ahhh DA!" Hot dog, although he's never eaten one...odd
"Da Da" which is dada...duh
"Ah po" I pooped
"I tink" I stink
"Eat" you guessed it
"ahhhh da" hot dog? No, all done.

Most of these are things he will repeat if I say, but a lot of them he is saying on his own.

GET DOWN!

Last night when Kevin got home (around 9:30) we were relaxing and watching tv. Suddenly POW POW!.....we look at each other? Was is ice overflowing in the freezer? Then again POW! Hmmm...so I went to check. The freezer looked completely normal. No extra ice. I opened to the fridge to fill my snack craving and saw it....

Remember a few weeks back when I showed you frozen refried beans? Not 1 but 2 of my diet pepsi's froze and EXPLODED. I pulled out the busted cans and chunks of soda, wiped down what I could (the fridge really needs clean out...but maybe it will happen tomorrow...or the next day) and then sat back down.
20 minutes goes by so I got up to get a drink of crystal light in our little jug. I pulled it out and a from habbit I shook the container...which had NO LID. Then my fridge, floor, and myself were covered in fruit punch residue.
AWESOME.
I still laughed though.
I hope you feel better after reading this story, you know about being freaking forgetful.