I've been in the market for some colored skinny jeans.
I was thinking either red, mustard yellow, or a royal blue.
Everytime I try a pair on, I get pissy, and just leave the store with a lower self esteem.
I think I am really just in the market for new legs....
Don't get confused I have GREAT calves.
They are tone, and cut, by my thighs....
Oh geez louise.
I think when my body was made they forgot to spread the fat down to my lower legs.
Same with my arms.
SKINNY forearms, huge biceps.
I would end up looking like this, only less camel toe.
Plus, I refuse to wear heels when I have two wild boys to chase down, constantly.
I have not gone into gap or old navy yet, but I am wondering if they would be less hideous.
Or if I should just give up the color skinny jeans dream, and realize that I must look stellar in sweats.