8/13/12

Epic Fail {skinny jeans edition}

I've been in the market for some colored skinny jeans.
I was thinking either red, mustard yellow, or a royal blue.
Everytime I try a pair on, I get pissy, and just leave the store with a lower self esteem.
I think I am really just in the market for new legs....

Don't get confused I have GREAT calves.  
They are tone, and cut, by my thighs....
Oh geez louise.
I think when my body was made they forgot to spread the fat down to my lower legs.
Same with my arms.  
SKINNY forearms, huge biceps.
WTC.
 I would end up looking like this, only less camel toe.

Plus, I refuse to wear heels when I have two wild boys to chase down, constantly.

I have not gone into gap or old navy yet, but I am wondering if they would be less hideous.
Or if I should just give up the color skinny jeans dream, and realize that I must look stellar in sweats.  

3 comments:

Shawn AND Chelsey said...

ha! your posts make me laugh!!! i could NEVER pull off skinny jeans in a million trillion years! i bet you would look great tho. in my mind, your hips are not that big at all. you could pull it off! :) p.s. i vote for the mustard yellow. super cute :)

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