For those of you who don't know me, Suzi, that well. It's well known to my family that I have quite the temper. Here's my little complaint.
I was at target with Cody and Kevin. I LOVE their dollar section, I can always find something I love there. I was trying to get through when there were two women just standing there chatting about who the hell knows. Kevin went around the middle and was just looking at the outside while I tried to tackle my way through. I was trying to make it known that I wanted to get through without having to say "excuse me" (even though we know that would be just FAR too grown up for me). I stood there starring at said woman for a minute before I tried to skinny by her cart, nearly knocking it over with my butt. As I am trying to stand back up from the squatted position I found myself in just trying to look at some baby sunglasses she says to me "Am I in your way?" More of a statement than asking. I said nothing and walked away. What I really wanted to say if I could grow some brass stones would have been "Oh NO! Your not blocking the entire ilse with your useless conversation, please continue.....I'll wait!"
I am so grateful I have been learning to hold my tongue.
I told Kevin what happened and he just laughed knowing that I don't have a short fuse..... I just plain don't have one.
I text messaged my good friend Kristen and I said to here "I think I may have a temper." She replied with "Really?? Do you think so?". I won't lie, I just ended up laughing the rest of the way. I shook it off quickly and easily because of what she said. Ahhh I feel better.. Oh and after that first text message from her she said "Did you ram her with your cart???" Knowing that would be something I would do.
We didn't even end up buying the sunglasses I originally was going to.... we went with this pair
WHAT A STUNNA!
P.S. If you were even semi amused, cracked a grin, or laughed at this post, leave a comment.
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